{"product_id":"military-brat-sticker-copy","title":"B!tch, I'm Retired Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e✌🏼You did the time. You carried the weight. You showed up when you didn’t feel like it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"465\" data-start=\"258\"\u003eNow? You wake up when you want, move how you want, and answer to absolutely no one. This sticker is your unapologetic announcement to the world — you earned this freedom, and you’re not being quiet about it.  📣\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"506\" data-start=\"467\"\u003eBitch, you’re retired. Act accordingly. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1060\" data-start=\"906\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1060\" data-start=\"906\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSuitable for laptops, planners, notebooks, journals, tumblers, phone cases, etc.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1060\" data-start=\"906\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"163\" data-start=\"151\"\u003e🩷\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e🩷\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"384\" data-start=\"165\"\u003e• Handmade\u003cbr data-end=\"197\" data-start=\"194\"\u003e• Printed on high-quality vinyl sticker paper\u003cbr data-end=\"245\" data-start=\"242\"\u003e• Laminated with a protective overlay for added durability\u003cbr data-end=\"306\" data-start=\"303\"\u003e• Water-resistant and scratch-resistant\u003cbr data-end=\"348\" data-start=\"345\"\u003e• Sticker size: Approximately 2.7\" x 1.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"384\" data-start=\"165\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"465\" data-start=\"386\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Colors may vary slightly depending on screen and monitor settings.  \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eNot dishwasher safe. Hand wash only if applied to drinkware.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"465\" data-start=\"386\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"465\" data-start=\"386\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e**Images are for visual reference only. See item description for actual size.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Social Harmony Planning Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48809111290108,"sku":null,"price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0792\/8194\/6876\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Mar_18_2026_04_56_12_PM.png?v=1773867507","url":"https:\/\/socialharmonyplanningstudioshop.com\/products\/military-brat-sticker-copy","provider":"Social Harmony Planning Studio Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}